sometimes when you're really awkward, you do awkward things
is michelle obama real
Sometimes I’m Ron, sometimes I’m Andy. There is no inbetween.
there is no fatter feeling than trying to eat a handful of popcorn
"Hi, I’m Chris Pratt. I’m hosting the season premiere of SNL with Ariana Grande."
Parks and Recreation Alphabet → j
↳ JJ’s Diner
"Somewhere, in some town, there really are the best waffles in the world. So delicious and rich and golden brown that anyone who tasted them would decide never to leave that town. Somewhere those waffles exist. Why can’t it be here?"